A telemarketer called a few minutes ago. They always call, but lately I have been saying things to them.
Like I told a guy: ” I like Taylor Swift.Do you like Taylor Swift? I love her. You should go buy her CD, okay, bye.”
Then another guy called. So, I watch a lot of Paramore videos, and there is one where they were in New Hampshire, and they were on tour [The one where Tegan and Sara were with them] and they were playing basketball, and Hayley Williams is like ” Wow, Ron is sooo good!”. So I said that to the dude. He was confused.
Then a few minutes ago a telemarket called, and he sounded like he was from india, or something I couldn’t understand him He said His name was Rudi or whatever. I told him to ‘Leave the barking for the ocean.”
Now, he’s probably sitting there being like, ” What the Fuck does that mean?”









